Saturday, June 9, 2007

A few jokes

Wedding Vows
A grandmother overheard her 5-year-old granddaughter playing "wedding." The wedding vows went like this: "You have the right to remain silent, anything you say may be held against you, you have the right to have an attorney present. You may kiss the bride." This really made me laugh.


What do you call something that is Irish and stays out all night? Patio Furniture

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